June 2012
17 posts
i-cant-be-controlled:
I watch you reblog my posts daily. You can message me.
Those couples who make out in front of you like...
theepichumor:
And you’re like:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
but that book/movie/show is meant for KIDS
starxapple:
walkyouthroughthiswonderland:
jammy-john:
...
Daily routine on tumblr →
funniest10k:
Log on and see you have no
And you go
See you lost a follower
Go through your dash
See a funny post
Reblog a million things
Gain a follower
Hear an awesome song
See someone reblog someone’s post as their own
Get a message
Get an anon trolling on your tumblr
Parents tell you to get off
But you stay on anyways
Later you look at the time
...
I like having serious talks with people.
ceeebui:
Not only do you learn a lot about the other person but you let out a lot of things you’ve been keeping inside for a long time. I love that feeling you get when you finally get to tell someone about something you’ve kept in for so long. It’s just so relieving.
partycrocanthem:
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
me: wants to be in a band
me: has no musical talents
buttsen:
comprehensive list of things i’m good at:
sleeping through my alarm
parents: GO TO YOUR ROOM
as a child: NO
now
parents: why don't you come out of your room
May 2012
192 posts
nanalew:
rebeccamock:
Party (gif version)
original (x)
PARTYYYYY
2 tags
Michelle Vargas is pretty much my favorite person to exist on this planet at this point.
Sorry if you are at all offended by this, but if you just look at my last reblog you will at least partially understand.
When theres a hair on your tongue and you try to...
laughingstation:
And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU”
You will laugh out loud!
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
amouremeline:
F is for friends who dont talk to you
U is for ur alone
N is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
everlarkes:
i told you not to do the jazz squares
it’s a crowd favorite everyone loves a good jazz square
3 tags
Watchchordisamuppet:
This will make you smile.
Watchutopian-capitol:
tywuh:
I literally cannOT contain my laughter
Lolololol
Watch-decimate:
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?? I AM CYING HQEJCND
Watchfist-me:
j3sustits:
firmlyblow:
this is so old wow but gets me every time
gOD BLESS OH MY GODLKDSSAWLJRERLKWJA
TEARS OMG THERE ARE TEARS
